Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van.

202

A fly and flea flew into a flue,

said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'

'let us fly' said the flea

said the fly 'shall we flee'

so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

203

How much dew does a dewdrop drop

If dewdrops do drop dew?

They do drop, they do

As do dewdrops drop

If dewdrops do drop dew.

I love my EYES when u look into them,

I love my NAME when u say it,

I love my HEART when u love it,

I love my LIFE when u are in it.

چشامو وقتی تو بهشون نگاه میکنی دوست دارم،

اسممو وقتی دوست دارم که تو صداش میکنی،

قلبمو وقتی دوست دارم که تو دوسش داشته باشی،

زندگیم رو وقتی دوست دارم که تو توش هستی.....

My heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my

hands r made 2 hold u, evry part of me wants u, bcoz i was made just 4 u!!

قلبم برای دوست داشتن تو ، لبام برای بوسیدن تو ، چشام برای دیدن تو و دستام برای نگه داشتن تو بوجود اومدن؛ چون من فقط بخاطر تو ساخته شدم!!!!

THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW

(or 50 Completely Useless Facts!)

1

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

2

A quick witted cricket critic.

4

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.

Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

5

How many boards

Could the Mongols hoard

If the Mongol hordes got bored?

from the comic Calvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson

6

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

7

Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

by Raymond Weisling

8

Denise sees the fleece,

Denise sees the fleas.

At least Denise could sneeze

and feed and freeze the fleas.

Interesting Facts

        topics

• The human body is a machine that is full of wonder.
• Things You Should Know but Probably Don't.
• There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two-letter word ..
• Can you guess which are true and which are false?
• Did You Know That?
• If you can figure out what these words have in common...

لطفا به ادامه متن مراجعه کنید

Both look stupid in hats.

Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.

Both tend to have "hip" problems.

Neither understand football.

Both look good in a fur coat.

Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.

Neither believe that silence is golden.

Both constantly want back rubs.

Neither can balance a checkbook.

You can never tell what either of them is thinking.

Both put too much value on kissing.

Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Teacher: "What is the climate of New Zealand?"
Jimmy: "Very cold, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong."
Jimmy: "But, Sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen."

Sarah: "Let's play school!"
Kelly: "O.K. But let's play I'm absent."

"I say, waiter, this soup tastes funny!"
"So why don't you laugh?"

"I don't want you using those bad words any more."
"But, Mother, Shakespeare uses then."
"Well, don't play with him again."

IQ Test

Can you raed tihs?  Olny srmat poelpe can.  I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.  The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.  The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.  Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.  Amzanig, huh?  Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

How strange can a language be?

There is no egg in an eggplant.  It doesn't look or taste like an egg. 

There is no ham in a hamburger. 

There is no pine nor apple in a pineapple. 

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

English muffins were not invented in England and French fries were not invented in  France, so where did such names come from?

 1. To find a woman you need Time and Money therefore:

2. Time is money so:

3. Therefore:

4. Money is the root of all problems:

5. Therefore:

"English is a Crazy Language"

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

عشق اقيانوس وسيعي است که دو ساحل رابه يکديگر پيوند مي دهد

Love is Wide Ocean that joins two shores

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زندگي بدون عشق بي معني است و خوبي بدون عشق غير ممکن

Life without love is none sense and goodness without

 Love is impossible